Things George Bush May Say
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Mr. President where are those weapons of mass destruction?

"I found a large piece of a dirty bomb buried underneath my arm pits. I'm sure Saddam must have buried the weapons of mass destruction there, or he might have them hid them up my ass. I'm not sure."

"They might have moved the weapons of mass destruction to Syria, no Iran, no wait maybe Japan. They might have buried the weapons of mass destruction under a rose bush in BFE. Just keep searching you poor dying soldiers."

"I got my daddy's eyes. I got my daddy's job. I'm going to bomb Iraq just like my daddy did. You know my daddy is always right."

"Only Bush men make good Presidents. Just ask my daddy he knows,"